Chatham-Kent Police officers handed out 17 tickets over a two hour period yesterday, to cyclists riding on sidewalks in downtown Chatham.
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The Lambton-Kent District School Board has several capital projects planned while school’s out for the summer.
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A delay in pouring concrete means two outdoor public pools in Chatham will remain closed today (Thursday) and through the long weekend.
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Barn board representing a piece of Chatham-Kent history has been incorporated in a boardroom table made for the YMCA.
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Farmers who grow fruit in Southwestern Ontario are expecting mostly good to excellent crops, even with all the rain that came just as the trees were in flower.
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I don’t know what you’re doing this long holiday weekend, but people in Florida are enjoying this amazing invention. (more…)
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The St. Clair Catholic District School Board is expected to formalize the planned closure of one of its elementary schools today.
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I got this in an email and figured it’d be good for a chuckle or two…
The Man Rules. At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down!
Finally, the guys’ side of the story. We always hear ‘the rules’ From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules !
Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE !
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down…
1. Sports on TV….It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If something we said can be interpreted 2 two ways and one of the way we say it makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is not a color, it’s a fruit.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched…We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ’nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to have sex or to discuss such topics as football or nascar
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight…But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
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